So I've finally accepted I'm an exile of the BBC, wanted for crimes against their blogging community before being finally hunted down after they shot out all the proxies I'd been using before terminating me for the 34th time. (Or thereabouts, I lost count)
Oh well a huge FUCK YOU to the mods over there, the fascists who couldn't handle criticism, sarcasm, wit, speculation, or FACTS regarding any number of footballers.
Here I'm free to ramble away and damn who I end up offending.
So here come some FACTS that I won't be modded for, told I'm being libellous for uttering, or be executed for deciding to challenge the establishment.
1. Thierry Henry is a filthy fucking cheating weasel. Don't come to Ireland mate. I have family there still.
2. John Terry is a cheating cunt who can't keep his dick in his trousers.
3. Mark Stimson is a tactically inept, useless fucking bottler who got Gillingham FC relegated AGAIN!
4. Phil McNumpty (I can say this, there's no profanity filter trying to beat me to death here.) Your writing is laboured, boring and shit. You don't know what you're taking about and you change what you think about team X, Y and Z more times than I've had hot dinners.
5. Lawro ... hahaha ... even I've got more predictions right. Stick to the day job, whatever the fuck that is.
6. Nick Griffin is a pudgy, fat, lying, bigoted prick who I hope will soon be beaten to death by some Poles armed with poles.
What else did I miss ...?
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Well said sir... I'm sure you left someone out there, nwever mind you can post another blog if you think of him/her/them.
ReplyDeleteHere here, damn the man!
ReplyDeleteStar.How come you never said any of that before?
ReplyDeleteStar, Its nice to see your un-modded comments! I normally only catch up with the blogs later on and quite often have no idea what you have been saying cause its all modded. Now you are free....run....run like the wind.....erm..sorry forgot where i was then.
ReplyDeleteThis comment was removed because the moderators found it broke house rules
ReplyDeleteJesus! Star is an Emo!! Who wud have thunk it!
ReplyDeleteGet a haircut you bum.
There is not truth in the rumour that I just insult people with hair because I have none.
No truth whatsoever.
Bastards.
Star - enjoy the freedom - live the dream - and death to the mods!!!!
ReplyDeleteCheers guys.
ReplyDelete@ Colch - makes me feel at home already mate.
@ Gaz - oi ...I've had this hair style on and off over the years long before the emos were a glint in their fathers' eye. :P
Oh, before I go: FUCK THE BBC!
Easy Star...
ReplyDeleteWell i for one am glad that some one said it...
Fuck the BBC, fuck the shit out of them filthy fucking narrow minded cunts, i would piss on them filthy fucking wankers if thie was some sort of cash prize for pissing on a great big bunch of cunts... i'd say keep your fucking money you silly bastard i'm not going to piss on that gaggle of wankfaced cuntsacks fuck the Beeb, my piss is too fucking good for you... cunts.
Yep, thats the most fun i have ever had swearing...
Balls.
Joe Cole
ReplyDeleteoh and that granny snatching one at OT, oh wots is name?
Hey Star
ReplyDeleteYou missed the fact that the Monk nearly got your modding record, as awarded by the fucking monst......... blast..... modders.